[Yaddy Opah]

Tech is/was back! Waheee!

Maybe we can still bring the site back to life?

[Detachment2702]

I certainly hope so... it was a very good resource for some time.

[allegoryofcade]

Yeah i seem to remeber a time when we were all buzzing over how insane tek had risen to the top of soe traffic charts.

[Chiazilla]

Damn, I haven't been here in a long time. I thought this sight was dead with all that spam. I really hope to see this site make a come back.

Anyways, hows everyone been? And where the hell is Tech?

EDIT: Ooops, nevermind, didn't see that announcement thing. Welcome back Tech.

[Yaddy Opah]

He came back for a little, who knows when he will come back again though.

[Your Anti-Drug]

maybe he just trolls around here without signing on. . . i do that a lot

[Chiazilla]

This forum is so.... dead. In a attempt to breathe life back into this forum, I will post some chuck norris jokes.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

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Originally Posted by Chiazilla

This forum is so.... dead. In a attempt to breathe life back into this forum, I will post some chuck norris jokes.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Unfortunately Chuck Norris jokes are dead, so let me help:

Samuel L. Jackson got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Samuel L. Jackson for every answer.

Samuel L. Jackson does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Samuel L. Jackson.

Samuel L. Jackson is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

When observing a Samuel L. Jackson roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Samuel L. Jackson actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

If you have five dollars and Samuel L. Jackson has five dollars, Samuel L. Jackson has more money than you.

If Samuel L. Jackson is late, time better slow the **** down.

Samuel L. Jackson ordered a Quarter Pounder at Burger King (in Amsterdam), and got one.

Samuel L. Jackson only masturbates to pictures of Samuel L. Jackson.

[Your Anti-Drug]

Yesterday i went on a nature field trip. This idiot who stays on the computer all the time, has no life, thinks hes good at computers, and is fat, was following us. Me and my friends came up to a ravine about 4 ft wide, 4 ft deep. We all jumped across successfully.. . until he tried jumping over. He backs up, runs, and as he jumps, his leg gets caught on a vine.. . and the funniest thing happened. He face-plants into the bottom of the ravine and gets all dirty and sht. We all laughed our asses off at him and he started crying.

[Chiazilla]

Samuel L. Jackson ordered a Quarter Pounder at Burger King (in Amsterdam), and got one.

Does that have something to do with Pulp Fiction?